The Evan Brand Show · Listener Hotline

Hit the hotline.
Ask out loud.

You've got a weird symptom nobody can explain. A mold story. A recovery win. A question for a future Q&A episode.

Send it in. Evan reads and listens to every submission and answers the good ones on the show.

Anonymous by default / 2 minutes or less / Reviewed personally
Choose your channel

Four ways in.

Each channel feeds the same show. Pick the format that matches how you think or how fast you need to get it out.

Show, don't tell

Point your phone at your face.

Video lands hardest on the show. A 60-second clip explaining the symptom, the room, the rash — it cuts through. Up to 3 minutes.

Before you record
  • Good light beats good gear! Face a window.
  • One question or one story per clip.
  • Hold the phone vertical; we re-frame for the show.
  • Show labs or pictures up close if relevant.
Type it out

Best for the long, specific ones.

Use this when your story has a timeline, a stack of labs, or a list of supplements that need context. Up to 2,000 characters.

Before you write
  • Good light beats good gear! Face a window.
  • Email is required so a producer can follow up if needed.
  • Good light beats good gear! Face a window.
  • Paste the lab marker; skip the entire PDF.
Already recorded?

Drop the file. We'll take it from here.

Video lands hardest on the show. A 60-second clip explaining the symptom, the room, the rash — it cuts through. Up to 3 minutes.

Before you upload
  • MP3, M4A, or WAV — anything else, convert first.
  • Up to 10 minutes; the tighter, the more likely it airs.
  • Quiet room beats studio gear every time.
  • Tell us where the question starts if it’s buried.
What to ask about

If you're stuck, start here.

Evan's built the practice around the questions mainstream medicine shrugs at. These topics tend to land on the show but if your thing isn't on this list, send it anyway. The weirder the better.

01
Mold / biotoxins

Is my house making me sick? Mold rage is real. Vision issues, weird fatigue after a rainy week. Talk about it.

02
Gut infections

H. Pylori, Giardia, Crypto, SIBO. The stuff that shows up on GI-MAP and nobody told you existed.

03
Mitochondria & fatigue

The 3pm crash. The coffee that stopped working. The fatigue that started after a stressful year.

04
Mystery symptoms

Just a label and a shrug from doctors? Tell us the weird one nobody could figure out.

05
Recovery wins

You found the root cause and got your life back. Tell the people still stuck in year three.

06
Practitioner / FAME questions

Training questions, case-study asks, protocol questions from the field.

07
Sleep & HRV

Wired-and-tired at 2am, flat HRV, can't stay asleep after a glass of wine. The boring-sounding stuff that runs everything.

08
General AMA

Anything functional med. Contrarian takes welcome. That's kind of the whole thing.

The fine print, plainly said

A few things before you hit send.

01

Anonymous by default

First name or nothing at all. If you want Evan to use your full name or location on the show, check the box. Otherwise we won't.

02

Two minutes, tops

Short submissions make the show more often. Give the one symptom, the one lab, the one question. Not the whole chart.

03

Not medical advice

Evan is Board-Certified in Holistic Nutrition®, not a medical doctor. Nothing on the show is a diagnosis or prescription. For that, book a consult.

04

We might air it

By submitting, you're giving us permission to use the audio, video, or message (lightly edited, full context preserved) on the podcast, YouTube, or socials.

A note from Evan

"I suffered from fatigue, gut infections, and terrifying blood pressure spikes in my 20s... And got nothing but a label and a shrug from doctors. I know what it feels like to be stuck. The show exists because of people who were willing to send in their story. Send in yours."

— Evan Brand, BCHN®, FNTP